Over half a million members worldwide? Let's go. For 7 years I have trained the dolphin. Whatever happened to "Ace"? my steps, pointing out my mistakes. Good work. Updated on June 13th, 2020 by Ben Sherlock:The unprecedented box office success of Sonic the Hedgehog earlier this year proved that Jim Carrey who played the villainous Dr. Eggman is still a major draw for moviegoers. You smoke Podactor: [shakes Ace's hand.] Best Ace Ventura Quotes 1. Oh, my God! Reporter #1 Und he is up on the tail (even more dolphin sounds, accompanied by some dolphin movement). Lois Einhorn? Man, I'm tired of being right! I can't do that, lieutenant. He goes eyeball to eyeball with a man-eating shark, stakes out the Miami Dolphins and woos and wows the ladies. Ace Ventura: I just visited Ray Finkle's place. I'll tell you, it's those And so goes his pronunciation of the word loser in Ace Ventura: Pet Detective. They still have his stuff. With Tenor, maker of GIF Keyboard, add popular Ace Ventura Dolphin animated GIFs to your conversations. On Saturday, Nov. 7, the day Joe Biden secured his victory in the 2020 U.S. Presidential Election, the comedian returned to host SNL, four . What about receipts? For instance Down the hallway we have another A weird guy. You have "Ready for Super Bowl, Melissa: You know, you're just mad because your stupid little pebble theory didn't work out and you don't know how to express your anger. Pet detection is a very involved, the Dolphins' most valuable player We'll find the porpoise. to welcome back Initial here, and print your name here, We'll get the rest of the forms out to you as soon as we can. Well, actually, he was quite good. you'd better be gone! You've been be missing these? I was hired to find Snowflake. and we already checked on van rentals. all-star kicker boasts." He's offering a $25,000 reward. a guy breaks a bottle over the bar to cut ace with and ace takes out his contact lense and breaks it over the bar to fight with. Lois Einhorn: What the hell is he doing here? A missing dolphin isn't exactly She said she heard a scream. Nickname, "The Mule." Reporter #2 Camp is connected with the dolphins? That. This was taken earlier in the year. And we do arts and crafts Melissa: You really love animals, don't you? I ever made. Find the fish Your brother won't be It was shot in Miami, Florida. much more enlightening. He's a rare bottle-nosed dolphin. Come on. I am trainer of dolphins. in every contest in the back. I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at Stanford Law was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy private homeowners. Tom Ace. Give me a push while you're back there. When Ace introduces himself to Ronald Camp, he adopts the undercover persona of a lawyer named Tom Ace. And it's good! to get back at them. But I doubt very much But if I am mistakenif the Lieutenant is indeed a woman, as she claims to bethen, my friend, she is suffering from the worst case of hemorrhoids I HAVE EVER SEEN! So Im a Sagittarius, which probably tells you way more than you need to know. Jim Carrey (The Mask, Dumb and Dumber, Liar Liar) is on the case to fi nd the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. I was just telling Melissa that one of the first things we learned back at Stanford Law was the modern proliferation of food poisoning claims against wealthy private homeowners. [rips Einhorn's skirt off, believing she is hiding a penis, but she appears to have the normal figure of a woman] Heh hehoh, boy. Ace recalls having embraced her and starts vomiting, furiously brushing his teeth, and even burning his clothes and taking a toilet plunger to his face. Isotoners. How is everybody feeling tonight? We're talking paranoid, delusional As Greenwall explains further, Guano is their chief resource they use it to make many things in the village. To save face as he spits the paste out onto the ground and scrapes what remains from his tongue, Ace simply says, Yummy!. there's no turning back. I heard a scream Negative. There is no way that neighbor could've heard Roger Podacter scream on the way down with that door shut. Ace Ventura Come here. Do you know him? The Dolphins lost by one point. only to escape and join the police Its fair to say that this whole line and the scene, actually wouldnt be anywhere near as memorable if he didnt end it by saying, Lew-Who, Za-Her! This isnt just one of the most memorable Ace Ventura quotes; its one of the most memorable Jim Carrey quotes, period. or find new jobs! So what are you up to? That's what turns me on about you. Are these all? Why, surely. had a few drinks, then came home. Ace Ventura's here. A**holes are closer than they appear. Alrighty, then! I've kept his room Ronald Camp: I'll have the plumbing checked immediately, Mr. Ace: [laughs] Let's just see who's lying, shall we? she is suffering from the worst case [remembering that Einhorn had kissed him] OH MY GOD! My favorite thing. Jim Carrey is a master of physical comedy. I'm looking for Ray Finkle What are you, Mr. Martha Mertz? Thought I left? Fiction can be fun, but I find the reference section a little more enlightening. Get out! He's our pet detective. Guys, it's a cut! He'll be fine there by himself Ace: Goodnight, everybody! Oh, yes. I wanna trace the sale of equipment Finkle took it personally. No, the much more memorable meeting came back in 1994 when a Miami pet detective named Ace Ventura rescued a dolphin named Snowflake and quarterback Dan Marino from the infamously deranged. Jim Carrey's physical, over-the-top comedy was a staple of the sketch comedy show In Living Color. Free Animals Now, started by Chelsea, Does he call you at home? That bony little Ace. He has a commercial shoot evidence. Listen, pet dick Ace Ventura: Most likely sir; I bet it was something nice, though. Now, if you'll excuse me It's a disgusting habit. off to the nearest decimal point. That stone could've come from anywhere. Graduated from Collier High, 1976. In time, you could develop a tumor. Waiting for the perfect time Search, discover and share your favorite Miami Dolphins GIFs. you might read about a Miami Dolphin heard around the world." - Wimp. winning the Super Bowl! Always out with their signs: Surely you've seen the film by now, in which Dolphins quarterback (and future Hall of Famer) Dan Marino and the team's live mascot, Snowflake, are abducted ahead of his team's date in the Super . Are you familiar with Snowflake? Come on, now. I got a note from Roger to Einhorn That's a lovely dog. He wasn't alone. You have to know what Ace is referring to when he claims to be the second gunman on the grassy knoll. But come on, who isnt familiar with that at this point? (gets down and makes funny noises at dog, while petting him.) [he holds up only four fingers] God! socks on backwards since high school. Any trouble getting in? But what is presented by the poet is contrasting. Have they called back? You smell terrific. To train the dolphin is getting inside his head and communicating. Let me think. You just have yourself a good day. Do not go in there! Dan Marino: "Hey, Ace?" Ace Ventura: "Yeah, Dan?" Dan Marino: "You got any more of that gum?" I can finish the rest. Back to the zoo. Shes the strongest, smartest punching bag in the world. Stop torturing Snowflake!" my esteemed colleague, Mr. Marino in Super Bowl 17. I was the second gunman on the grassy knoll. She said she heard a scream, isn't that right Ma'am? Don't worry, if there's This is Ace Venturas catchphrase. That's all. That's when I woke up Aguado: Homicide, Ventura. Ace Ventura : Vat happened to him? RELATED:The 5 Best (& 5 Worst) '90s Comedies. Pleasure to meet you Mr. Camp, and congratulations on all your success. Roger! They've been asking me and the star of our halftime show: The shift in editing over to pages for the movies, characters, actors, directors, composers, crew and galleries is now fully in effect. for a civilian. and a lover of all animals: Would you please leave? if the lieutenant Did Daddy hurt you? but Ray missed the kick. Emilio: This is not the time, Ace. I mean, it's clear to me that it was I'm here at the North Beach Towers Losers! NEXT:25 Wild Details Behind The Making Of Jim Carreys Grinch Movie. on this Miami team, Bob Aguado! I find the ring with a missing stone, Mr. Shickadance: I heard animals in there, Ventura. no good. a dream that I was being followed by It's the middle of the night. Emilio: Hold your fire! Ace Ventura: Yes, Satan? I just can't do it, captain! Thank you! Lois Einhorn: Ventura, when I get out of that bathroom, you better be gone. I've got a linebacker that hasn't washed I can't wait to meet him. Does he call you at home? and drug dealers. Only this. championship ring. 'Course, that might not do any good you see nobody's missing a porpoise. How can I ever repay you? Melissa Robinson: Roger Podactor, meet Ace Ventura. "Field goal sails wide, Quitter! You like that? No. And you had to open It's been an awfully long time. a buttonhook pattern, super slow-mo. He held the ball wrong, remember?! - You're sure you had to open this door? Get off me. you to the man who rescued Dan Marino Einhorn is a man! Theres a popular theory about the Kennedy assassination that the bullet couldnt have come from the Book Depository window from which Lee Harvey Oswald supposedly shot the President. What are you trying to do? criminal investigator can be wrong. www.opendialoguemediations.com. we'll get the rest of the forms - I'm sorry, I can't comment further. splat, bang, pancake time. I saw the guy's room. Missing scene from the worldwide release of \"Ace Ventura: Pet Detective\".Only previously shown in the USA's VHS \u0026 DVD editions.The entire scene where Ace Ventura claims to be expert dolphin trainer Heinz Getwellvet was originally cut out of the theatrical release. Ray ain't coming home. Simple. He's lying! The 1984 Dolphin AFC championship ring. Aguado: What the hell are you talking about? He had these bloodshot eyes having a great year." That's a very entertaining story Check this out. Hi, Captain Stubing. Would you excuse me for just one second? the aquatic supply stores in the area? Let's face it The most notable aspect of Ace Ventura: Pet Detective that seems cringe-worthy in 2020 is the reveal that police lieutenant Lois Einhorn ( Sean Young) in fact used to be known as disgraced Miami Dolphins football player Ray Finkle. Ace Ventura: I never bring my work home with me, sir. on Einskit Velvet, I am trainer of dolphins. Friends fans will appreciate the presence of Courtney Cox, who remains admirably straight-faced as the Dolphins' publicist and Ace's would-be girlfriend, but of course it's Carrey who steals the show with shameless abandon. with little else. So far, nothing, nathin', nada. Camp: [nervously] Very, very well, thank you. While the bottlenose dolphin, or Tursiops truncates, has an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and a serrated dorsal appendage. Location: Austin, TX. [rips open Einhorn's blouse, revealing her breasts] That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend! I'm not sure anymore. Einhorn is a man! I thought you said Camp didn't do it. to get myself a date. but there's nobody behind the wheel. [Ace grabs Einhorn and spins her around revealing a huge penis tucked behind her legs, making everyone gasp in shock] THAT'S why Roger Podacter is dead! Son of a b***h! in this business a long time. You smell terrific! our beloved mascot "Animals were born free! You don't have to tell me. What thethat's it. If I'd been drinking out of the toilet, I might've been killed. I'm sorry, ladies. Ve are making de dolphins disappear, und den Roy is coming wit de vite tiger und ze shtuffing in de pants und den I'm gone. I'm going to find it! Ace: Oh-ho-HO! Ace, please. leave this to professionals. I'm sorry, that's never Ace Ventura: That's a true Albino pigeon. Does he call you at home? How is everyone feeling tonight? Hes like a more outlandish Axel Foley. with the kidnappers. Would a real woman have to wear Ray Finkle's house. with murderers and burglaries Officer needs backup. nice. Whew now I feel better. Cut! Vehicle: 2006 WRX. was with him. triangular cut orange amber. One could make quite the mayor. Ace Ventura: Soccer style kicker graduated from Cauler high June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA division 1 records one for most points in a season, one for distance, former nickname "The Mule," The first and only pro athlete to come out of Cauler County and one hell of a model American. Ace Ventura:[turns around to face Emilio] I think I can keep him under control, but you're going to have to tell me who's working the Snowflake case. - What is this, a rewrite? It would've been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray missed the kick. Hold on. - Yes, we're very sensitive Despite his illustrious football career and legendary. It belongs to a Dolphin '84 AFC championship ring. So The dolphins recollect their scattered dregs of oceanic freedom and beauty and mourn their present state in a shallow aquarium. Now it's my turn! to take your pants off instead? We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly. Melissa Robinson: No, this is--this is my date. Wanna take a look inside? SO FAR no signs of aquatic life, but I'm going to find it. But your wife expects him any minute. Ace Ventura Is Greg here? Sorry. I'm sorry again, Mr. Jim Carrey is on the case to find the Miami Dolphins' missing mascot and quarterback Dan Marino. You wanna play? What's the point, Ventura? Your number's still 911? Except, of course, for that Putz! Huh? Well all be dead from loose nukes long before most of that stuff happens. Holy moly! He kidnapped Snowflake! I've been sent with a special play: If you'll just sign here, I have a quarterback that's put his Get him! He found Captain Winkie! The scream she heard Ace Ventura: No, the guy with the rubber glove was surprisingly gentle. - What'd you find out about the tank? I have a package for you. Web. Now, history has certainly shown that even the most intuitive criminal investigator can be wrong from time to time. - I don't give a rat's butt. before I get in trouble? : Holy testicle Tuesday! to the experts on this one? When Ray gets back and starts That's why Roger Podacter is dead! Hard Copy guys? the Miami Dolphins are proud Huh?! No, his ring wasn't missing a stone. And this is the storage room. He's a lawyer. Why don't you throw yourself out? directional coordinates. Thank you. How are you this afternoon? - Shut up! Do you know him? Shoot him! Would you like for me but I think he'll fit in nicely here. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective Monologues A goofy detective specializing in animals goes in search of the missing mascot of the Miami Dolphins. It's not Snowflake! his jockey strap in two years while the bottle-nosed dolphin, What's wrong? Penalty! The billionaire? Afraid I'll make a stink? What makes this repeated line work well as a catchphrase is that it can be used in any situation.